Once upon a time there was a dog who needed to pee; so the owner got the leash and out they went, to the front yard…
Along came a stranger and there was danger; so the dog pulled and barked and the owner said, "No!" and pulled back to ward off attack.
The dog became Houdini and slipped from the collar around her neck while the owner slapped back on slippery just sprinklered grass onto her ass.
Fear turned to anger and then forgiveness, but the anger and frustration relapsed this morning when the owner ran only 2 miles before giving up in pain. Let's all hope she doesn't go insane.
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